Pointless Products.

I see people walking around school with these... things, reader...

They're called Build-A-Pencil's, and they're the most stupidest, pointless things in the whole world. You buy a kit, which comes with some small pencils, a plastic rod, and some erasers. You apply the rod to small pencils so they become larger pencils. So, reader, if you have a worn-out pencils, just apply the Build-a-Pencil rod, and it's just like new.

... Riiiiiiiiight. You know, reader, if I need a new pencil, I don't need to go out and buy some freaking external parts for $20. I can buy a new pencil for five cents. -_-

THINK, America. THINK.

~*Nia